This is a joke, but be warned. Nike is supposed to sound like horse shit.
01: Nike vs The Director
02: The Get-Along Exercise
Here's a disclaimer from ~Jay-Jay-Bloodhound
Note: the whole gist of the scene was that Nike has a passion for singing but can't do it very well. I'm not a talented singer but I'm definitely a whole lot better than what you see here. I had some better recordings than this but none of them really fit the scene better (and all of the tracks missed notes on purpose). For all intents and purposes I really hope this doesn't leave a bad impression with you guys for the day I decide to really lay some singing on you, please do remember this is all for fun and isn't all that indicative of my actual ability.
TL;DR I'M SINGING LIKE SHIT ON PURPOSE YA'LL
(I think both Jay and Nike are a little self-conscious about their singing. ~ Sam)